internetexplorers:

if u pronounce gif like jif i will fight u to the death

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
satanictaco: me on my way to steal your man

forsciencejohn:

when I say “I wish they would turn this book into a movie” what I really mean is “I wish they would turn this book into a 17-hour-long spectacle that includes every single solitary detail and doesn’t deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting”

phlep:

if you chew loudly i will consider stabbing you

(Source: tushings)
cheekyjackharries: "No, don't do that. They'll put it on tumblr and you don't want that. NO! STOP!"

How do I sit in my bed for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time

(Source: saraxo.tumblah.com)
purecolombiandopamine: americanhighwayflower: Me walking everywhere same

unicornsandrainbowmoustaches:

hazwards:

do you ever get bored on the internet so you go on the internet 

my entire life

everydayimwholockin:

when you come back from an exam and everyone asks you how you did:

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